Posted on November 1st, 2009 in Blog
My choice has always been the god of sex, the man who is and was the love god himself the great Barry White. Unlike alternative artists with Barry he says so much more than most others. The moment you put his music on its making a big bold statement. Hay baby either get up & go or tonight were going to get it on!
I had many a first night date when I would either end up parked up or at home wanting to make a move as one had not been made for me. Wondering if I should go for gold but unsure if I had read all the signs wrong. The ace in the hole was anything by Barry White. The moment he started to sing or often talk with “Hay Baby” you knew what you were going to get. Without saying it yourself he would do the hard work for you. She would either get up & go or melt in your arms.
Once you get to this point lets face it the music is secondary. The hard work was done. That said what great love music it is. Not only is it a great slow sound, you could also mime to the words as you striped which was a great ice breaker & always worth a laugh.
The big thing to remember is to put plenty of music in the system. You don’t want to get started just as it finishes. Be like a scene from the film “10” when Dudley more finally gets it on with Bo Derek to the tune by Ravels Bolero. A hit with many a couple back in 1979 when it became the No1 tune for love making.
Other great tracks include Aerosmith: I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing, Marvin Gaye: Lets Get it on, Extreme: More Than Words, Mr Big: To Be With You, or anything by Prince, R Kelly or Norah Jones. But hay don’t take our word for it what do you think?
Posted on November 1st, 2009 in Blog
You have heard it said before it’s an awful job but somebody has got to do it. This is not one of those times although I am sure it’s wrong to have such a good time at work so let’s pretend it was a bad show. We did not enjoy the strippers, live sex shows or the hundreds of beautiful silicon breasted women who were tempting us to there wears. Nor was Buffy interested in the nearly naked men she was seen talking to & stroking like a poor lost dog.
No that was just one area of the trade show that we tried not to spend too much of our time. Although we did find ourselves back there several times over the 2 days we went. This area was open to the public and once they paid the entrance fee of €50 it was free from then on.
You can’t help yourself spending some time in that area but we were there to talk to manufactures & find the very latest products. The main trade area was for trade only and was excellent. For the very latest products, check out the toys section on the main site.
Posted on November 1st, 2009 in Blog
When we first embarked on this mammoth project we wanted to incorporate lots of different things. What we expected was a short 3 month assignment from start to finish but to get it right it became a 6 month journey to bring everything we wanted together. We looked at what others were offering & took the best bits & incorporated some good interactive features.
We bring you of course the blog, which is like most blogs, a chance to list & answer questions & comments about important issues. General questions & enquires relating to products or items in the news etc. On top of this we also bring you “Ask the office” which is a cross between a blog & an agony page. This one has a slight twist on the usual ones you will read as we don’t care about political correctness. We take your questions go to the pub with them and discuss them with a few beers & report back to you exactly what we all think. Check it out you will find it amusing, well if you don’t who cares!
We also bring you by popular demand “You in the Buff”. In this section we have answered many of your demands to list your own pictures. Yes we will hold back identities when asked.
As well as giving 10% off our already low prices we will be bringing you a tiered membership later next year. Keep checking back for this update.
Generally we wanted to bring you an easy to use online resource that was not cluttered up from the first page onwards. Easy to use with just a few clicks from start to finish. Try it out & see how quickly you get to exactly what you want.
Most of all we want to help people have fun & enjoy the whole experience of love. We are happy to help anytime to answer questions in a non judgemental way. To be able to provide a great service so you can get on with your partner or yourself to a great sex life.
Posted on October 29th, 2009 in Blog
We are happy to relaunch our new website. If you have any feedback for us then please feel free to send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. New areas include ask the office, membership application, newsletter subscription and of course blog.
I am a married woman who is longing to have an orgasm with my husband but he climaxes within minutes of getting on top of me. If he was bigger he might be more capable of satisfying me. Am I selfish for wanting more from him as he performs to the same standard he always did?
The boy’s opinion
Yes you are being a little selfish & you should look at it from his point of view. He has a busy life & needs to conserve his energy. If he is doing what he always did you accepted this when you married him. It is not size that’s important! Try to fake it so he can roll over & go to sleep contented so he can feel refreshed in the morning ready for his next hard day at the office.
The girl’s opinion
A woman has the right to feel loved & to have her man spend time on pleasing her. If your man is going to start the job he should finish it & not just for himself. As for size not being important that is just excuses aimed at making men feel better. If it’s what you do with it, he is failing you there as well.
You need to find the right way to tell him what you need & what he is not doing for you. A good roll play game that could help you do this is to tie him up. We have some good restraints in our “Fetish” range for this. Have him watch you play with yourself to climax so he can see exactly what your orgasms are like. Do not allow him to pleasure himself. Instead you do it for him as a treat for learning when you’re ready.
Try to get him to wear extra thick condoms occasionally that will reduce his sensitivity & make him last longer. Introduce a clitoral stimulator into your love making. This will speed up your orgasms if he can’t delay himself.
Ultimately a lifetime is a long one and you should be entitled to your pleasures. If he wont give you what you want you should invest some time in a “F*** Buddy”!
Hi, I have a great looking bird that I have been seeing for a while now. We have good sex but although I am happy to do anything to her she won’t go down on me.
Office girls opinion
Quite often a woman has had a previously bad experience with a former partner. You should be supportive and understand her concerns before you just think about yourself. She is satisfying you anyway so you should ultimately honor her freedom of choice.
You can try to suggest some things to her at the right time to try and get her to try it again. A good place to start is with a shower or bath together so personal hygiene isn’t an issue. We have some great products available that are aimed at this problem. Various edible lubricants like “Good Head” & “Foreplay Flavored Lubes”. Also a flavored condom with flavors like banana & strawberry which will get her over her anxiety of swallowing. A tongue vibe could also help her & give you a different type of pleasure again.
Office boys opinion
Obviously she is unaware that it is your right to receive a blow job at least once week! You do have needs and she needs to understand this. Lets face it your not asking for anything her last or future boyfriends wont ask for, so it must be a reasonable request. Should none of the girls suggestions work we recommend you either look for another girlfriend or try the odd massage parlor occasionally. Don’t tell her about these trips & you can keep her happy while satisfying your needs as a red blooded man. As you are paying its not like cheating really.
Hello my name is Julie & I have been in a relationship for the last 3 years with my boyfriend but he is incapable of giving me an orgasm. He just likes to get on top of me and get it over with as quickly as possible & get off again. I love him but I do have desires that need to be fulfilled.
Can the office help me by suggesting ways I can get him to be a better lover?
Dear Julie this is a difficult one as you say you love him but just need to be satisfied. It would be a much easier decision if you found him repulsive. If this was the case we all agree you should place an order for a new vibrating friend & ditch him!
As you don’t, as always the girls in the office have a very different opinion to the men.
The girls believe you should first find out what turns you on. Spend some time alone when he is away and have an evening devoted to you. Firstly take the phone off the hook & make sure you have no distractions. Have a glass of wine watch a girlie flick and after a warm bath with some luxury bath oils lie down and pleasure yourself. Take your time and explore all the regions you like to be touched & truly find out what you need. Try writing down your desires & any fantasies you have.
You then need to sit down together to discuss what you are missing from your relationship & your desires. Find out what he wants & if he has any fantasies of his own. Be supportive throughout & be willing to try within reason his desires if he will fulfill yours.
It is important that the next time you have sex which could be right away. You need to make sure you take a good couple of hours to spend time just getting to know each other sexually. Take turns in massaging each other all over starting with the feet & working your way up each others bodies. At no point have sex till you are ready & be sure he knows this; this is you time for you.
We blokes have a bit of a different opinion. Some people in the pub wanted to make sure you were making an effort to look attractive to your man & that you had not let yourself go over the three years you have been together. Also if he works hard you might be asking a lot of him when he is too tired. You should be glad he is taking the time he already is to give you one. Assuming you have not and that you are a sexy little thing we believe this!
Firstly if you do as the girls think & pleasure yourself to explore what turns you on, we suggest you video the experience. This will be a nice film for your partner to have some fun with when you are out for the evening. As for them saying if he has fantasies we tell you now he will. Usually involving two or three of your best friends so be prepared.
In our experience a woman just needs to look interested to get plenty of sex. If all else fails the majority of the boys are happy to come over to satisfy your inner most desires the kinkier the better.
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